FAST FOOD RAIDER NATION: While other players were WORKING out at the NFL Combines, Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell was apparently PIGGING out on another Carl's Jr. COMBO, bulking himself up to a Charles-Philyaw-esque 272 pounds (actually, Philyaw listed at 276; and rumor has it that Russell is really closer to 300).
Is he worth gold in his weight? Well, let's see. With gold at (I'm guessing) $800/oz., and Russell weighing 272 pounds, the rookie quarterback tips the scale at 4,352 ounces, and would be worth roughly $3.5 million dollars. Even by that measure, the Russell falls short by $56-and-a-half million less than his $60 million contract.
Backup Louie Anderson could not be reached for comment. Go Raiders.

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